You're Beautiful. Accept it. Embrace it. Please Darling? I Love You. Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash! Fall in love. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at a stupid joke. Cry. Get revenge. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell the asshole what you feel. Let someone know what they're missing. Laugh til your stomach hurts. Live life however you want to. Stay happy darling. I love you. <3
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ilovedessert:

ugly—cupcakes:

S’mores Cupcakes

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amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

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easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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ticklemytentacles:

imsoshive:

Women have whole conversations without any actual dialogue

The fucking truthhhh.

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slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

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starlightburnbright:

ducky-chan:

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ineedsomemoneey:

sizvideos:

What Guys should do to Drunk Girls - Video

Her neck is gonna hurt like hell in that position doe.

He put her head like that so in case she throws up she won’t drown in her own puke, every important

At first I was going to be super pissed but then….

DID HE JUST SIT THERE WAITING FOR HER TO FALL ASLEEP?

He was probably talking/snuggling/watching a movie with her when she fell asleep. That looks like a hotel room, so he probably walked her upstairs and decided to stay and watch her.

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awwww-cute:

It always amazed me how cats can look so comfortable in the most uncomfortable places

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today i will do what others wont, so tomorrow i can accomplish what others can’t 

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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Canadian Applicant 

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